So we (my Husband two Kids and I) were driving home from the Rock (that is Staten Island New York for those of you who don t know). Saturday night. It was late for us but prime party time for others.
We were just going through the Raritan toll plaza and trying to merge with traffic when two RICHARD CRANIUMS blow past us one following the other and swaying in and out of the lane as if they were dancing with each other. Just imagine those ZOOM ZOOM commercials that post in tiny print at the bottom of the TV screen: closed course professional drives do not attempt.
One of the vehicles was a royal blue poor mans sport car (I don¹t know what kind it was and I don¹t care) the one that followed was a shiny black SUV.
My Husband and I of course called them every name in the book that we could that was rated PG (a VERY difficult task) but we ended by saying: Where are the cops when you really want them. Lo-and behold we see a Shark (a police cruiser) stalking past us in the left lane. YEAH!!!! Go get the idiot. Too bad they couldn¹t catch the SUVŠOH wait a minute there goes another Shark Šand there is the shiny black SUV!!!!!!!! Well it¹s about time!!! Those two Morons most likely blow the tolls too. Well my Husband and I had a good giggle over that. We slept well that night too.
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- She-Ra
- I'm the oldest of two children. I have a Brother six years younger than me, I married an only Child and my youngest Child (a boy) was 3 months premature. I am surrounded by spoiled needy men. I grew up in NY and went to an Art High School (New York High School of Art and Design to be exact) From there I earned a degree in film making. Now I'm a 42 yr old Housewife & Mother in the Burbs of NJ. NEVER SAW IT COMING.
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